Pete Doherty gets turned on by wearing women’s clothes. I thought Kate’s skinny jeans were looking a bit stretched out – SOW
Posh Beckham wants a Royal title, unfortunately the title of dumb cunt is taken – Daily Mail
Angelina Jolie will sue some bitches in Cambodia for things that I don’t understand nor care about. – Yahoo
Oprah will give out $1,000 debit cards to audience members, but they must spend the money on a charity. What the hell kind of pressie is that?! Can I use it on a “I really need a hot coat foundation?” – Yahoo
This man shit in my kitchen – Gawker
Pictures of Jared Leto getting ready to attack a hobbit – Brooklyn Vegan
Thanks to Andrew Harrison for including Dlisted in an article on celebrity blogs for November’s Marie Claire UK!