Chestica Simpson to Perform at a Theme Park

October 31, 2006 / Posted by:


Chestica & Asshole Simpson (you choose which is which) promoting some trash at Nordstrom on 10/28

Is this where her career has gone? Chestica Simpson will perform a concert at at a theme park. Albeit, it’s a hot theme park but still. She has promised Dolly Parton to perform at Dollywood in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee.

Dolly said, “Jessica is going to come up to Dollywood, and we’re going to do something real soon. All they see is this great-looking blonde girl, but she’s got a great voice – and the heartache and pain to throw into songs.”

She used to have a great voice, but not it’s just filled with yodels and hollering. Bitch needs to calm down. Furthermore, the only pain present in felt by the poor fool who has to listen to that devil music!

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