It’s Always the Canadian Waitress!

October 30, 2006 / Posted by:

Ewww, Ryan Phillip totally smells like doo doo

Reese and Ryan Witherspoon’s sudden split has baffled a lot of us into wondering what happened to them? Laney Gossip has reported that Ryan had an affair with a waitress he met while shooting in Vancouver. He kept the affair going while he filmed there. This could’ve been the final straw, but who knows?

There’s always been strong gay rumors with Ryan. I once had a drag queen tell me that she screwed him once in the mid-90s and he smelled like shit. Take that for what it’s worth.

I’m sure millions of rumors will spill on the reasons for the split. You can expect Reese to find solace in Jennifer Aniston. They deserve each other.

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