My Nightmare Has Returned

October 27, 2006 / Posted by:

Last season’s American Idol contained a little snot-nosed, fake-haired, phoney-accent, dumb-ass bitch named Kellie Pickler. Kick Pickler! Each week that I was subjected to her ass I wanted to jump through my TV and sock her in the bagina. She literally made the drums in my ears explode into a million little pieces. Well, she’s back to taunt me some more. Here’s the new single from her debut album. This song is probably one of Carrie Underwood’s cast-offs. The video looks like it was shot on a camcorder for $50. Kellie got that $50 from sucking off a High School Football team. Yeah, I’m bitter cause I thought that ho was gone for good!!!

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