Nicole Richie in a Fat Camp to Get Fat

October 26, 2006 / Posted by:

Nicole Richie is currently seeking help, because bitch can’t get fat. Her spokeswhore says this is not an eating disorder and she’s seeking treatment on why she can’t gain right.

“Nicole Richie has decided to undergo diagnostic treatment to determine why she’s not been putting on any weight. She is working with a team of doctors and specialists whose focus is nutrition. It is important to Nicole that she achieves this goal in a healthy way as this is not a treatment for an eating disorder.”

Um….why don’t you try eating? That usually helps a bitch put on some pounds. Homegirl should live in Tennessee for like a week and she would gain like 25 pounds.


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