It’s a Small World After All!

October 26, 2006 / Posted by:

Angelina Jolie is currently in India filming “A Mighty Hard-On” with Brad Pitt and company. She’s grown to love India so much that she’s looking to buy a very special memento; a baby! Yup, bitch is looking to add yet another flavor to her harem.

A source said, “They hope to be able to bring the child home by Christmas. Brad would prefer a boy no older than 18 months to even out the sexes but Angie has told him she can’t guarantee she won’t fall in love with a little girl. Whichever they end up with, they’d like to name the child India to honor its homeland”

The pair have apparently window shopped in a few orphanages last week. Angelina has said in the past that she would love one big multi-cultural family.

Maddox is still the OG and has no reason to worry. I’m sure he’s kicking ass and taking names.


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