Anna Nicole Smith Told to Get the Hell Out!!!

October 26, 2006 / Posted by:

Anna Nicole Smith has been officially ordered to get the fuck out of her Bahamas home by Halloween. A politician doesn’t think the bitch is good enough to be a resident. Some political dude named, Hubert Ingraham, asked his government to look into her residency status.

He said, “Clearly, Anna Nicole Smith is not a fit and proper person to become a permanent resident of the Bahamas. Her general character and reputation don’t commend her for such status. If she doesn’t own the house, then she would not have met the policy conditions which the government of the Bahamas has with respect to the grant of permanent residence.”

Bitch doesn’t want to return to California, because when she does she will have to deal with a paternity suit filed by Larry Birkhead, the dude that claims to be Danielynn Stern’s true father.

Damn! You know that when the Bahamas throws you out, you’re fucked. Why don’t we have those “good character” laws over here? Half of Hollywood would be living somewhere else! When do we vote?!?


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