Ewww…They Belong Together

October 25, 2006 / Posted by:

Everyone knows that Vincent Gallo is as greasy as they come, so it’s no surprise that he’s dating someone 29 years younger than him. Vincent, 45 is getting it on with Cory Kennedy, 16. Cory is a Los Angeles party girl that blogs about her party life. Blah, blah, blah…she’s so shiny.

Vincent told Page Six, “With the psychotic, middle-aged Madonna out there on the loose buying up all the stolen Negro babies in Africa, I felt it my social and humanitarian duty to take in any young, beautiful and sexy orphaned Jew teens running wild in Beverly Hills. Cory’s a great kid, and I’m proud to be her daddy.”

Gulp. Vincent claims he hasn’t effed her yet. I find it hard to believe. Cory is a piece of trash and so he is, so they belong together. I know people are going to say that a 16-year-old shouldn’t be at parties and shit, but I did that sort of crap when I was 16. I’m not one to talk.

She’s really too young to get some kind of dirty STD though. Oh well, you can’t win em all!

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