What Will She Be Without Those Tits?

October 24, 2006 / Posted by:


Do the boobs make Jordan or does Jordan make the boobs? That’s the $2 question. Katie Price aka Jordan aka Katie Andre is going under for a fourth boob job. This time she wants to have them reduced.

Jordan, 28, is keen to have a third child and thinks that reducing her fake breasts will help this process. She said, “I hate them. Get them out of me. Yuk. I’m having them reduced and I can’t wait. I want them done by Christmas for Peter.”

“Men may think they’re great but they’re just not pert any more and it’s a turn-off. I used to love them but I don’t need them any more. I hardly ever go out now. I’m always in with Peter so I don’t need to show them off. I want another baby but I’ve got to get a boob job first.”

Jordan’s 30Gs plan to be reduced by Christmas just in time for the release of her truly terrible music album with Peter Andre. Homegirl needs to keep those things. That’s one of the reasons why I love her. Big titties go well with small brains!

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