It Will Cost You Another $100,00 to Have Her Stank Removed

October 24, 2006 / Posted by:


Parasite Hilton is sniffing around for a New Year’s Eve gig. She has put out the word that she will host a party in Miami, New York or Los Angeles in your honor for the rock-bottom price of $100,000 plus expenses and a private jet.

Paris feels that she’s worth every penny and thinks one hundred grand is a fair price. Carmen Electra has also put out feelers, but her price is substantially lower at $50,000 without a private jet.

Ok, so if I pay this whore $100,000 to come to my party do I get whatever I want? Like can we play “Pin the Tail on the Whore” with her as the title character? Can we get her to swim in a pool full of stingrays?

And does this her price cover fumigation costs after the event? So many questions!

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