“I’m Just Gonna Borrow This African Orphan for a Couple of Days”

October 23, 2006 / Posted by:

The father of David Banda aka Madonna’s latest purchase, is very confused about the whole adoption thing. Yohana Banda didn’t realize that she was taking his son for good; he thought the woman was just borrowing him. You know like one would borrow a cup of sugar.

He said, “Our understanding was that they would educate and take care of our son just as they were doing at the orphanage. I am just realizing now the meaning of adoption.”

This is a completely different statement he made last week. When human rights groups were pissed that Madge was adopting an African boy, he responded, “As David’s father I have no problem (with the adoption), so what is their concern?”

Looks like his ass is having a change of heart and methinks it’s too late.

“If we were told that she wants to take the baby as her own we could not have consented, because I see no reason why I should give away my son.”

Yohana said that he does not want his son to return to the orphanage, so I guess everything will stay as is. When asked to comment young David said,

“Papa don’t preach, I’m in trouble deep.”

Okay, lame.


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