Angie Jolie is a Drama Queen

October 23, 2006 / Posted by:

Timber! Angelina Jolie has fainted three times since she’s arrived in India. Dumb ho should eat something. Friends close to Angie claim that her fainting spells are due to the emotion she’s feeling while in her scenes. What the hell kind of garbage is that? Did James Lipton from the Actors Studio teach her spin lies like that?

The source said, ‘‘Angelina was in the middle of filming her latest movie, when something went wrong. The scene she was shooting on October 10 was emotional. In it, her character, Marianne Pearl, learns that her husband, Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl, has been killed by terrorists in Pakistan.”

“Angelina threw herself into it and was overcome with emotion.”

Brad rushed Angie to the hospital where she was fine. When he got home, he also fainted. WTF?! Angie’s hypnotic vagina is finally showing signs of weakness. The world will soon be ours again.

Seriously, when she faints her vagina probably retracts into her stomach. It’s ashamed of her.


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